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Emmys Fugs and Fabs Weekend: Kerry Washington in Prada


I wish Kerry Washington went to more events, because she is always so bubbly and charming on the red carpet. You sort of forget how vivacious she is, because Olivia Pope, obviously, is…you know. She’s got a lot on her plate. (On the red carpet last night, she had a great line about how Olivia always has a stain stick in her purse: “”Even a stain, she must fix.”)  And I ALSO wish she would tell Prada to leave her alone, because MEH:
The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals

I actually think this looks better in photographs than it did on TV and I still think it’s totally half-assed. Kerry Washington deserves an Emmy dress that has not been phoned in. Someone, HANDLE THIS.

She looked totally cute at the pre-party, though:

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VMAs Well Played: Katy Perry


Y’all. This is the best thing Katy Perry has ever done. She Tweeted yesterday that she was going for the Best Worst Dressed list and that is EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS. She and Riff Raff here (not of Rocky Horror fame, sadly) are BRITNEY AND JUSTIN from the 2001 VMAs. This is hilarious and it is delightful, and I desperately hope there was a dance off later in the evening.

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Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Shoes


Because what better way to close out a summer Monday than with footwear you either don’t want, or can’t afford? I’M SO HELPFUL.

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Casual Fuggerday: Amber Rose


Oh, Pharrell’s Hat.

Amber Rose Pharrell Hat

LOOK WHAT YOU HATH WROUGHT. I hope you’re happy.

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Met Gala Crazily Played: Brie Larson in Prada


Let’s get one thing straight: this is UTTER LUNACY. It is HIDEOUS. And yet, bizarrely, I might secretly love it:

She looks like a complete crackpot, but a FUN one and a crackpot with whom I want to go have a champagne cocktail, IMMEDIATELY. She looks like that wacky girl you know, whom you’d NEVER EVER go on vacation with, but who is a delight for ninety minutes while she tells you about the seven dudes she’s seeing (two of whom are married, one of whom is an earl), the five watches she’s recently shoplifted, and that one person she kinda accidentally on purpose hit with her car. And then you leave and when you get home, your boyfriend is like, “how was she?” and you’re like, “SO fun. I’m EXHAUSTED.”

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Met Gala Well Played, Dita Von Teese in Zac Posen


I feel like when the theme for this year’s Met Gala came out, Zac Posen heaved a HUGE sigh of relief and called Dita and was like, “WE ARE ALL OVER THIS.” And, indeed, so they were.

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