Fug File: Accessories to the Crime

Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Red


We accidentally published this without text here, which… I mean, that was bound to happen. I’m surprised it didn’t happen two days ago.

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Emmys Fug or Fab Carpet: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting


 

I am, as regular readers know, VERY SUSCEPTIBLE to pink and red together. I just love it. It’s like a big old Valentine ON YOUR BODY. And thus I think she may have talked me into this. Do you want to talk me OUT of it?

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Women in White


 

Something about this parade is weirdly soothing. I’m so relaxed right now.

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Blue



It’s taking all my self-control not to make a joke about checking to see who “blue” it, which is hacky and terrible. Spoiler: I have no self-control.

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Emmy Weekend Fugs or Fabs: The Ladies of Breaking Bad


 

It’s hard for Anna Gunn to top what she wore at last year’s Emmys – the Emmys which, along with Heather, convinced me to binge-watch ALL of Breaking Bad in like six weeks, which is a decision I do not regret. I literally found myself at parties saying, “hey, sorry, I have to go home and watch Breaking Bad” and nine times out of ten, the person to whom I was speaking would ask me what episode I was on, and then say, “oh my god, GO HOME and watch the next one.” That being said, I think this is pretty on her. I wish I could say the same for Betsy Brandt, whom I love. Betsy, my precious treasure, I do not know why you are always wearing Alice + Olivia — are you besties with Stacey Bendet? — but it’s time for some real talk. They are always too young-looking for you. And you are a YOUNG LOOKING 41. It’s just that Alice + Olivia are party dresses for quirky recent college graduates and I think you would be better served in something a little more elegant. LOOK TO THE LOUIS-DREYFUS.

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Emmys Well Played: Julie Bowen


On the red carpet, Julie Bowen told Giuliana that she was sure she was going to get slammed for this dress by the fashion police — and then said something they bleeped out, which I hope was, “especially those bitches on Go Fug Yourself,” which certainly SOUNDS bleep-worthy, trust me, I know — but guess what? I think it’s AWESOME.

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