Fug File: Accessories to the Crime

Fug or Fab the Gift: Kim’s Hermes Bag


I want to be clear: I am not fugging North West’s artwork. That kid isn’t even two years old. She’s not SUPPOSED to be doing anything other than swirling things around and making handprints with help from an adult. She didn’t make this with an eye toward it being photographed, because SHE’S BARELY A TODDLER. We are not making fun of her output. It’s totally a little girl having fun with this crazy-ass canvas someone handed her.

Kim Kardashian

But let’s think about it as a gift.┬áThis is clearly Kanye trying to out-Angelina Angelina, by sticking North’s early artwork onto a couture bag rather than a custom wedding gown (I’m sure he’s super angry they didn’t think of making Kim’s a mosaic of North’s face, claiming North approved the sketch and personally glued every construction-paper tile). It is also, I think, a thousand┬átimes more soothing to receive than the infamous Bag, which, frankly, might have been every bit as horrifying to find in a box as a severed head.

Let’s check it out more closely, just to examine it:

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Red


We accidentally published this without text here, which… I mean, that was bound to happen. I’m surprised it didn’t happen two days ago.

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Emmys Fug or Fab Carpet: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting


 

I am, as regular readers know, VERY SUSCEPTIBLE to pink and red together. I just love it. It’s like a big old Valentine ON YOUR BODY. And thus I think she may have talked me into this. Do you want to talk me OUT of it?

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Women in White


 

Something about this parade is weirdly soothing. I’m so relaxed right now.

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Blue



It’s taking all my self-control not to make a joke about checking to see who “blue” it, which is hacky and terrible. Spoiler: I have no self-control.

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Emmy Weekend Fugs or Fabs: The Ladies of Breaking Bad


 

It’s hard for Anna Gunn to top what she wore at last year’s Emmys – the Emmys which, along with Heather, convinced me to binge-watch ALL of Breaking Bad in like six weeks, which is a decision I do not regret. I literally found myself at parties saying, “hey, sorry, I have to go home and watch Breaking Bad” and nine times out of ten, the person to whom I was speaking would ask me what episode I was on, and then say, “oh my god, GO HOME and watch the next one.” That being said, I think this is pretty on her. I wish I could say the same for Betsy Brandt, whom I love. Betsy, my precious treasure, I do not know why you are always wearing Alice + Olivia — are you besties with Stacey Bendet? — but it’s time for some real talk. They are always too young-looking for you. And you are a YOUNG LOOKING 41. It’s just that Alice + Olivia are party dresses for quirky recent college graduates and I think you would be better served in something a little more elegant. LOOK TO THE LOUIS-DREYFUS.

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