Kylie Minogue just made me, and everyone who puts together the What Were They Thinking??! fashion spreads at the back of the tabloids, sigh in relief. “Yay,” we all thought, “something to feature! This shizz is crazy!”

Kylie Minogue visits her management company, London, UK

[Photo: Splash News]

But none of us will be that happy later tonight, when each of us sits straight up in bed, drenched in a cold sweat and screaming. “THE FACE!” we’ll say, unknowingly in unison, “THE FACE WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE. WHY DOES IT KEEP LOOKING AT ME! Do I need a new red lipstick?”