Your picnic table here is making me dizzy, and I don’t want to barf on your shoes.
First time I have seen a plaid picnic bib.
Sweet mother of jam sandwiches! That is painful to see. If it was all the smaller check and there was no illusion netting, this might be fabulous. As it is, Mrs. Smith’s 11th-grade home ec class ran out of their original material and the fabric shop no longer carried it. Of course, the shoes are also dreadful and deserve to be puked upon. This black-and-white of the dress demands a bold color for the shoes.
I want to barf on her shoes…
Stella McCartney strikes again. Honestly, that is some ugly s**t. On a very pretty girl. Tragic. Also, can we please be over the nude shoes trend already. Bored now.
I knew it!! I came into the comments to ask if it is, indeed, a Stella monstrosity. Wow, she is consistently bad.
I can’t even comprehend this mess.
it looks like TWO picnic tablecloths beginning their mating ritual … (shudder) …
This is SO bad.
Didn’t Anne Hathaway also wear this? I didn’t like it then either. I do like checks though, so I could like this if it was sort of connected or something.
It also makes her look wide. Which she is decidedly not.
McCartny is surely punking us. She lays awake at night thinking of ways to make nice fabric into more and more ridiculous get-ups.
And you have to see the back – IT GETS WORSE:
(Daily Mail link)
Yow! She must not have had access to a 3-way mirror when she tried this dress on. That, or the lighting was REALLY bad.
No matter how hard designers try to make gingham look cool, it’s always curtins or table cloth.
It’s not Kyle who should be stopped, it’s STELLA!!
Only fugly over-priced garbage from her, really….
If it was all the big plaid, with no netting and a tiny zipper where the fabrics meet to keep her jubblies covered, AND vibrant primary-color shoes, nails and possibly lips, I might like it. It’s different, anyway. At least with those changes it would embrace it’s 1980′s heritage.
Also, something different needs to happen around her waist. They need to pick one.
I didn’t mind this so much until I magnified it. I don’t know how you would do this without illusion netting, but the netting sinked it for me.
Her tootsies definitely look like they want to get out of those god-awful shoes.
This dress might have been fabulous in a plain black or white.
And with houndstooth check shoes.
I’ll never be able to watch them drop the checkered flag at the Indy 500 again without thinking of this disaster. Stella, stick to perfume.
@Vandalfan – great woolly backy-supp-hose, at that. Ugh.
If SOMEONE would puke on those shoes it might at least make them somewhat interesting.
Yes! stop! Stella! To think Kylie paid for this.