Well, I’m very grateful to her for not wearing those shoes that consist solely of one strap across the toes, because it feels like everyone in the industry has worn those lately. Never have two straps seemed like a fresher approach.

And because she’s Gwyneth, she’s basically making this work as well as anyone can, because she walks on a rare cloud. But that doesn’t change that it reminds me of a bathing suit tucked into someone’s uniform kilt.

Give GOOP an acronym:

  • OMG (7%, 306 Votes)
  • WTF (28%, 1,185 Votes)
  • BRB (11%, 467 Votes)
  • LOL (12%, 530 Votes)
  • PBS (12%, 529 Votes)
  • YOLO (8%, 339 Votes)
  • GOOP, which stands for... Um. Gwyneth OOOH OOOH Paltrow. (22%, 950 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,306

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