Oh, Rihanna. You are such a chameleon.

For instance, you attempted a Disembodied Hand Orgy…

… and a simulation of being in the stirrups, possibly because all those disembodied hands were poking out of a Gynecology Graveyard…

… and some kind of coat-blouse with high-waisted pants, as if you run your own successful chain of laser-hair-removal boutiques…

… and then suddenly you are a refugee from an episode of Empty Nest. Your range is really quite astonishing.