No matter what Justin Bieber puts on, he always looks like a 14-year old playing dress-up. It’s like sorcery. Ill-advised sorcery.
JB probably wishes he had the build of Channing Tatum…..he’s trying mightily. I totally get you on the “too old for this shit” thing. I can’t imagine the appeal even if I was a teen.
THANK YOU! Thank you for including that last photo. I really needed a laugh.
I am completely too old for this shit. He completely mystifies me.
Also, he should consider doing something different with his makeup. Unless he’s trying to project androgyny, in which case, carry on, I guess, though I must emphatically inform that he is no David Bowie. Along those same lines, if he’s aiming at all for masculine sexiness, he should really, really, really hit the free weights.
I might be able to take him a little more seriously if he would BUY CLOTHES THAT FIT instead of wearing stuff that looks like it was stolen from Usher’s closet while he wasn’t paying attention.
Dear Justin – no matter how many (ill advised) tattoos you get – they will not make you look like you have muscles.
I love the guy in the far back of the third picture. You know he’s thinking – my upper arm is bigger than both of his put together.
I sorta feel like that guy from “To Catch A Predator” is going to show up at my office after that 3rd picture. haha
He wants to be the third member of JEDWARD! Tell me you see it in pic 2!
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are SO right, Eliza!
YES!!! So very Jedward. The hair is unmistakable.
I think we all harbour a dream to be the third member of Jedward, if only to know what total lack of self awareness feels like…
“No matter what Justin Bieber puts on, he always looks like a 14-year old playing dress-up.”
Heather, my dear, you forgot to put the word “GIRL” between “old” and “playing”! He’s ridiculous and I will NEVER take him seriously! FUG!!!
I am a teen and I don’t get the hype. There is nothing sexy about him for me, he looks like a child.
Seriously, though, even when I was 16 I didn’t like boys like this. I liked the guy who had a full beard in high school and could pass for 30. So I just do NOT get it with this kid. My 17 year old claims to think he’s hot, though, so I guess he’s doing something right. I just think his little arms look so sad in that tank top, and his tattoos look ridiculous (and I say this as a major, major fan of an inked-out fella in general).
Pic 2 looks like he’s desperately trying to be part of one of the boy-bands from thirteen years ago.
He needs to chill out on the makeup. Also, maybe return to the original Bieber hair. He has very delicate features, and with his hair away from his face & the amount of makeup he seems to wear on the red carpet, he appears too feminine. I think when he gets older, like, 30, those delicate features will look better.
I’m a fan of ink but he looks completely ludicrous with tats. And all I can think of when I look at the way he always wears his pants is how much I hate it when my pantyhose don’t stay up and start to sag after a long day at work.
Well, when he’s a little older perhaps he’ll discover thigh-highs. I hope I’m on another planet when that happens, though.
My children (all girls) are in the right target demographic and none of them see the appeal of him. So it may not just be us being “old ladies,” maybe we just have good taste!
My 8 year old niece doesn’t like him either… I’ve taught her well!
I asked my 17 year old sister what the appeal was while one of his songs was on the radio. She stopped and said, “Wait, that’s a GUY?!” And then the 15-year-old chimed in with, “You’d say that if you saw him, too.”
That sort of epitomizes the Beiber thing for me, generally.
I keep waiting for him to hit puberty so he’ll start to look manly…and then I realize that he is 18 and should already have done so.
He looks like an ass. I loathe this child. Maybe I just need to take a Geritol, but there is nothing about this kid that I find appealing.
“muscle tone of a canned ham”
I guess he is nice?? So vanilla though, hence the ridiculous looking attire , tattoos, attempts to kiss that girlfriend one guesses….
I think even Justin doesn’t “get” the Biebs.
I am 25 and too old for this shit.
The backup dancers are wearing pants that (more or less) fit them, so maybe someone was pranking JB?
It looks like they put his legs into the sleeves of a shirt and then sewed the neck closed to turn it into pants. Regretsy had a whole series based on this concept which looked remarkably similar
I KNEW somebody had to have also thought this! OMG, kids these days… *headdesk*
No one who wears pants like that takes themselves seriously, right? RIGHT?
Aww crap. Biebs does. Also see: Lady Gaga.
Yuk. Just yuk.
This might have worked better in the late ’80′s/early ’90′s when people actually wore this kind of sh!t out in public. I guess if his market is ‘tween-y girls, looking pre-adolescent himself would make him seem more relate-able.
If I knew nothing about him and just saw these pictures, I’d assume he was the first openly genderqueer teen pop star, and I would applaud that. Knowing that he’s supposed to be a heterosexual male sex symbol, I’d simply advise him to stop buying his silk tanks at Casual Corner.
Great comments. I laughed so hard at these pictures. As ridiculous as that white getup is, he should have left that jacket on. The “I’m gonna sex you up” look with that scrawny body is priceless. The giant shoes, the pants…..I’m laughing again.
He’s so pretty. (sarcasm)
He is dangerously close to going full five o’clock shadow and doing a second rate George Michael- in these outfits, that spans Wham to Faith. One can only hope his lack of big boy hormones will save him from that mistake for a while longer.
Why is he still a thing? Haven’t the tween girls moved on to the next safely androgynous teen idol yet?
Also, I think he may be wearing a diaper onstage.
if i didn’t have so much respect for freddie mercury i’d say the biebs is verging on mercury territory in the third shot… too bad he hasn’t gone a mo to round out the look.
I wish he’d conjure himself a permanent vanishing spell.
I am sooo over this assclown. My daughter is 12 and thinks he looks like a fool.
Oh my god, the Skants! Thank you to the person who posted that! I am DYING over here!
I’m sorry but Mary Stuart Bieberson is the only thing that ever comes into my mind when I see this kid now. It’s indelibly tattooed on my brain and I like it