SOLANGE: SAVE ME.
BEYONCE: Is this seriously really happening? Seriously? I already need another drink to deal with these two.
JAY-Z: I don’t know what Beyonce is complaining about. I am having THE BEST TIME!
KANYE: TONIGHT IS DOPE AND I’D RHYME ABOUT HOW DOPE IT IS EXCEPT HEATHER IS ON VACATION SO JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
KIM: At last! I KNEW if I just hung around long enough, I’d get to meet Beyonce and soon we’re going to be best friends! Keeping Up with the Knowlesdashians here we come!!
SOLANGE: SAVE BOTH OF US. At least Beyonce looks good:
She kept holding her skirt to the side like this — I suspect she realized that the slit was REALLY HIGH, so if she didn’t wrangle the heck out of it, she was going to flash everyone, because I think she actually has pulled the back side of the dress into her hands, as well — and it is kind of weird that one half of the dress is both sleeveless AND legless, but I decided I can live with it. Because the color is so good, she looks so happy, I like when she wears her hair like this, and I’m pretty sure she’s planning to end the Kardashians pretty soon. Let’s not get in her way.
