The thing is, Jake is bearded fairly often. (Insert snickers from everyone who thinks he is the Toothy Tile of gossip legend.) And yet I still never entirely recognize him when he's sporting the lush facial growth. I will say that he looks very nice in his suit at Chez Dumpster, even if he also looks slightly like he is the Dumpster's attorney and he is trying politely to shoo away the media so he can discuss his client's harrassment lawsuit.
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