Author Archives: Jessica

Casual Fuggerday: Josh Jackson and Diane Kruger

For those of you who (a) need a constant stream of Pacey, or (b) like stripe-y summer dresses, or (c) BOTH, I am HERE FOR YOU:

Those white shoes are a bold move, Diane. I am picking up what you’re putting down, but I might just be setting it aside to think about it later.

And for those of you who are thinking, “Pacey-Schmacy, I need a better look at her dress,” I’m here for you, TOO. It’s full-service here at GFY today:

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Casual Fuggerday: Reese Witherspoon

Our friends Tom and Lorenzo once pointed out that Reese Witherspoon is OFTEN snapped walking through parking lots, gleefully sporting a new purse, and it’s true. Let’s sidebar and look at her casual wear, shall we?

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Pieces, July 18, 2014

It’s a good thing this week is over. I just tried to date this, “19-something.” UM. NO.

– Our intern’s bride-to-be takes on the father of our country in a WHO WORE IT BEST BATTLE FOR THE AGES. (Vanity Fair)

The New York Times hails The Return of the Scrunchie. AAAAAAAH. (They surprisingly do not mention Cressida Bonas.)

Who What Wear swears they have SOLVED HIGH HEEL FOOT PAIN with this trick. I haven’t tried it, but I’m going to. WE ALL SHOULD.

– I mean, OBVIOUSLY I’m going to direct you to a slideshow featuring The 50 Most Iconic Sunglasses of All Time. (The Cut)

– You WILL want to read the History of the Caftan. (Collectors Weekly)

– Vulture spent four days with Solange, and took pictures of all of it.

– Over at Elle, Sally Holmes lived by her horoscope for the week. For example: “when my doctor called two weeks after the initial appointment to check in, I told him that yep, it looks like I am in fact allergic to that toothpaste. I decided not to tell him my horoscope thought so too.” It’s very funny.

– Sally ALSO wrote a great post about another Sally’s style, in honor of the anniversary of When Harry Met Sally.

– Have I mentioned that I am obsessed with baking things in muffin tins? I am. And here are a bunch of muffin tin recipes, if you are like me. (World Lifestyle)

–In light of recent convos, I think we’re all going to enjoy the following: 10 Characters Who Ended Up With The Wrong People. (Barnes and Noble Book Blog)

– OMG, Pajiba live-blogged I Know What You Did Last Summer.

– Weird Al’s pro-grammar “Blurred Lines” parody, “Word Crimes,” is unsurprisingly great. (Vulture)

— This is awesome. The Cut chatted up the costume designer who works on Masters of Sex.

– The snaps from Novak Djokovic’s wedding, sold to Hello!, are so dorky (in a heart-warming way) and sweet at the same time. I have great fondness for him. (Celebitchy)

– Here are some amazing celebrity pools. Did you know Drake has a swim-up bar?! (Curbed)

Blake Lively’s new lifestyle site is going to be called…PRESERVE. I guess nothing is really worse than GOOP? (Lainey)


Royals Round-Up: July 18, 2014

This is an EXTRA FAT Royals Round-Up, and it does have everything: Harry in polo pants! William pointing at airplanes and attempting tennis and planting things with children! Princess Estella of Sweden being extremely cute! Morocco! Trophies! Cheese! Sunglasses! Belgian children being totally disinterested in their family vacation!

While Kate And Others were Mostly Inside this week, I do bring glad tidings:  The I Wanna “Marry “Harry” recaps ARE BACK!


[Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash]


Fug or Fab: Christina Hendricks in Dolce & Gabbana

I was thinking, “So many people wore Dolce & Gabbana to this premiere!!” and then I actually read the step and repeat, which says “Dolce & Gabbana,” right there! Now what we’ve established Jessica Can’t Read, let’s talk about Joan:

In a non-clothing-related comment, ever since one of you pointed out the ankle-pop stance she always takes in photos, it’s all I can see. She pops that foot out there the way Paris Hilton arches her back. It’s totally her red carpet tic. ANYWAY. In other news, I am conflicted:

  1. I love a metallic the way other people love their children.
  2. I enjoy this IN THEORY.
  3. It might have needed to be a v-neck? I feel like Joan would have shown a bit more clav — like cleavage, but with clavicle. I can understand Hendricks not wanting to look like Joan all the time. But here’s the thing: Joan always looks AMAZING. I have pale hands, so I just stuck my pinky finger onto this photo to give the illusion of a lower neck, and I think that might have made this a slam dunk.
  4. On the other hand, half the time Christina wears a turtleneck, so this may have been a fight won by a tired stylist somewhere, in the long run, unbeknownst to us.
  5. But I think the proportions are a bit off. She’s experiencing a very minor case of Does This Outfit Make My Head Look Too Small?
  6. I think that skirt has real potential.  IT’S SHINY.
  7. I’m going to STEAL THE EARRINGS and run away with them. Never you mind that one of my ear holes has closed up and I’m going to have to re-pierce it, old-school, with a ice-cube and a piece of potato, to wear them. THEY WILL BE MINE.
  8. I have no idea what this adds up to, in terms of overall success. I’m off to jab a pushpin through my ear. Talk amongst yourselves.

[Photo: Courtesy of Dolce & Gabbana]


Fugs or Fabs: Emma Stone (With Bonus Colin Firth AND Andrew Garfield)

Garfield has a beard now! Also: outfits!

[Photos: Splash, Getty]