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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of Orange Is The New Black

Some of these ladies looked amazing, and a couple of them need to ask for a recommendation for a good stylist. I’ll leave you to make the call as to which is which. (Once again, yes, we are working on getting the cropping on the photos to work better, so we can see the shoes. You can hit “full size” if they don’t show up and you need to experience them as a stop gap. We’re on it!)

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]


Emmys Well Played: Julie Bowen

On the red carpet, Julie Bowen told Giuliana that she was sure she was going to get slammed for this dress by the fashion police — and then said something they bleeped out, which I hope was, “especially those bitches on Go Fug Yourself,” which certainly SOUNDS bleep-worthy, trust me, I know — but guess what? I think it’s AWESOME.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Emmys Fugs and Fabs Weekend: Kerry Washington in Prada

I wish Kerry Washington went to more events, because she is always so bubbly and charming on the red carpet. You sort of forget how vivacious she is, because Olivia Pope, obviously, is…you know. She’s got a lot on her plate. (On the red carpet last night, she had a great line about how Olivia always has a stain stick in her purse: “”Even a stain, she must fix.”)  And I ALSO wish she would tell Prada to leave her alone, because MEH:
The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals

I actually think this looks better in photographs than it did on TV and I still think it’s totally half-assed. Kerry Washington deserves an Emmy dress that has not been phoned in. Someone, HANDLE THIS.

She looked totally cute at the pre-party, though:

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Emmys Well Played, Lizzy Caplan in Donna Karan Atelier

You guys, SO MUCH happened this weekend. Get ready to see a WHOLE lot of outfits today. And as far as Lizzy Caplan here goes, she might have won the Emmy’s red carpet in that black and white Donna Karan. It is that GOOD.

[Photos: Getty, AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]


In Case You Missed Fug: The VMAs

As you may have seen, our server went on strike yesterday and so we were down for three painful hours — as one of you wise people noted on Facebook, it was probably the work of The Beygency. We’re rolling into Emmy-town in a few short minutes, but we don’t want you to have missed any of the good stuff from the VMAs on Sunday, so, just in case, here are some handy links for your eye-searing pleasure:


Emmys Live-Blog Ahoy!

As the tide of the VMAs goes out, so does the tide of the Emmys come in. We are live-blogging the red carpet arrivals — for everyone, but especially for those of you who are still at work (hello, 65% of the viewership). You can find the live-blog here, and of course, you can always chat with us on Twitter.

Full Emmys coverage to come on Tuesday, starting bright and early!