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Cannes Red Carpet Well Played: Lupita Nyong’o in Gucci


Well, what better place to go Full Princess than the opening gala of Cannes?

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Fugs and Fabs: The ABC Upfronts


First of all: ABC has a lot of attractive employees. Second: CHUCK BASS!

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Fugs and Fabs: The Covers of a Variety of International Vogues


It’s time for our semi-regular eye-balling of a variety of international Vogues. There is nary an actress to be seen.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Dior Cruise/Resort Show


In which Cressida Bonas leaves her scrunchie behind.

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Out of Characterly Played: Heidi Klum


You guys. Can one of you go over and check on Heidi Klum?

International Centre For Missing And Exploited Children's Inaugural Gala

She is wearing a sack. ARE WE ENTIRELY SURE SHE’S WELL?

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Royally Played: Prince Harry Visits New Zealand


You may have read or watched the interview that came out with Harry yesterday, wherein he notes that he wants to settle down and have babies (and have someone to go on these trips with) and I am sure I am not the first person who’s had this reaction even in the last twenty minutes but: I VOLUNTEER. Although we haven’t got any time to waste, and also he’s going to have to be okay with my taking notes the whole time for future, theoretical books. Which I suspect I will have to write under a pseudonym to avoid Awkward Family Fights at Christmas. God. Even this fantasy is too complicated. Never mind. (OR AM I JUST TRYING TO THROW YOU OFF THE SCENT? Keep an eye out for Heather’s new writing partner Jessamyn Flagon, making a mysterious appearance on the scene in late 2017, is what I am saying.) In other news, this entire tour is just him being charming with children and, like, cradling amphibians. It’s really playing to his strengths.

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