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Your Afternoon Man: Jon Hamm on GQ, April 2015


Did I squeak with undignified joy when I saw this cover?

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Yes. Yes, I did. Will I perhaps purchase it solely to place it on my coffee table, so that I have some Dapper Handsomeness in my living room at all times? Yes, yes, I will. (Not to be confused with Draper Handsomeness. They’re very visually similar, but one of them is much, much more self-destructive.) Did Heather forward me the email containing this cover the instant it hit our in-box with a note saying, “I feel like this was destined for you — NAY, shot for you?” Yes, yes, she did.

But I would argue that this is for all of us.

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Fugs and Fabs: The GLAAD Media Awards


Kerry Washington may have won the night. At last!

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Recent Fugs and Fab: Rihanna


I am NOT excited about her new Dior deal if this is what we’re going to be dealing with in the upcoming year. #SaveRihanna

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Fug Madness 2015, Round Two: Madonna Bracket, Part One


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No. 2 CHLOE GRACE MORETZĀ  vs. No. 7 KENDALL JENNER

The battle of the youngsters, or, Outfits They’re Going to Look Back At Eventually And Say, “Ugh, What Was I Thinking?!”

Exhibits A-Z:

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OH KENDALL. Sometimes I look at what she wears and wonder if, like, Kris is just screwing with her and never actually expects her to leave the house in her suggestions. Like, THIS was a mistake:

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It’s just horrifying. I cannot know that much about anyone’s waxing habits beyond my own, thanks.

And this feels like something Kim rejected:

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Fug Madness 2015, Round Two: Bjork Bracket, Part One


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No. 3 CHARLI XCX vs. No. 11 MELISSA GEORGE

In putting this post together, I discovered that I might be in love with Charli XCX. I giggle EVERY TIME I see a photo of her:

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Here, it’s kind of because those shoes are just funny. But it’s also because her face always says “BORED NOW” while her outfit always says, “WELCOME TO THIS PARTY!” Sometimes the party is a rave:

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Sometimes it’s a weird Star Wars convention:

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Casual Fuggerday: Reese Witherspoon


Let’s check in with Hollywood’s preppiest street walker. Wait, that came out wrong.

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