Author Archives: Jessica

High Fugshion: Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week

Let’s see what we’re all going to wear out on the lanai. Apparently, we’re all going to forget how normal people attach their sweaters to their bodies.

[Photos: Missoni]


Fug or/and Fab: Jessica Chastain

Love the sunglasses, wish she’d worn a bracelet — two emotions I express so often that I might as well just write a poem about them and be done with it:

62nd San Sebastian Film Festival: Arrivals - Day 4

Love the sunglasses

Wish you’d worn a bracelet, girl.

Nude shoes must die out.

That about covers it, right? (The dress is cute. Hope you enjoy Chastain, because she’s got SIX movies coming out this year, so she’s getting ready to give us a lot to talk about [I do (here's hoping most of it is good)].)

In fact, she gave us more to talk about this very same day:

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Fugs and Fabs: A Variety of People Wearing Black at the Once Upon a Time Premiere

Here’s the place where I make a crazy hacky joke about how this looks like it’s going to be a real dark season. [Drum snare!]

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Fug or Fab: Ginnifer Goodwin in Marni

I guess it’s appropriate, given that this is a premiere event for Once Upon a Time, that she looks a bit like she’s wearing an updated version of the old school Mickey Mouse Club uniforms.

'Once Upon A Time' Season 4 Premiere

The truth is, I actually really like this sort of 50s-retro look on her, now that I’ve had some time to sit with it, although it’s also possible that, “now that I’ve really reflected on what you’re wearing, Ginnifer, I approve,” is not entirely the look she was going for.  It’s probably better to have an immediate, “I LOVE IT” rather than, “….can I get back to you?” but at least I didn’t come back with, “now that I’ve thought about it, I HATE IT GET OUT.”

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[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


WTF: Gabi Grecko at the Brownlow Medal

Remember Fug Favorite Brynne Edelsten? You NEED to look at her archives if not, and even if so, because they are spectacular. You may also remember that her wedding to Aussie “entrepreneur” Geoffrey Edelsten cost MILLIONS and involved a DVD narrated by Jason “Costanza” Alexander? ANYWAY. Apparently Brynne and Geoffrey are dunzo (he allegedly stepped out on her with a woman who found him on a website for, and I quote, “sugar daddies,” so that’s subtle; love is apparently dead, and also so is his fortune), and this is his new bride-to-be, NOT the same one who broke up what was surely the greatest love of our time, and who designed this look herself:

2014 Brownlow Medal

Apparently, he has a type. And that type is SPARKLY CRACKPOT.*

*Now with Extra Lady Gaga!

[Photo: Getty]


Fug or Fab: Taylor Swift in Calvin Klein

Something about this photo made me think that Taylor had dyed her hair green:

2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival - Night 1

The good news is that it’s just the lighting. I swear:

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