Author Archives: Jessica

Well Played Waxwork, Prince Harry

For all the complaints we had about the new Wills and Kate Waxwork — spoiler: IT’S HIDEOUS — the one they’ve done for Harry’s 30th birthday (on Monday, so collect your goats and get ready to party) is QUITE GOOD.

Madame Tussauds London has revealed a new wax figure of His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales

Of course, the original Wills and Kate one was excellent, too, so I can only imagine that five years from now they’ll celebrate his 35th birthday by taking this smiley wax face and putting it in a vise until he starts looking like Ron Weasley had a baby with a hedgehog.  Get over to Madame Tussauds and take your saucy photos pretending to be making out with him, goosing him, humping his leg, holding a stuffed goat up to his face, brandishing a sign that reads TEAM EDWINA, or whatever else you want to do to Harry while you still can.

[Photo: Splash]


Fugs and Fabs: Keira Knightley


One of these dresses is really, really cute.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]


Recent Fugs and Fabs: Hailee Steinfeld

Hailee Steinfeld is back, and half of these are cute and one of them is questionable and one of them is QUESTIONABLE.

[Photos: Getty]


New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Five

Today had a real lack of Orange Is The New Black co-stars. Given HOW MANY of them we saw over the last half of the week, this concerns me that perhaps someone ought to go check on them and make sure everyone’s okay. OITNB aside, we DID eyeball some folks. For example!


Well Played, Diane Kruger in Prada

This photo looks like Pacey just realized what Diane is wearing, and he is DELIGHTED by it:

Sylvie Meis and Diane Kruger attending the 2014 IFA Opening Gala in Berlin

I am inclined to agree. I think this is charming — I do, however, have a well-known weakness for formal gowns that are All Covered Up, and which you could conceivably wear on a bravura turn guest-starring on Reign as a murderous but fabulous German with an eye on really ruining a couple of people’s lives. (I am considering fug-capping Reign next season. Would you guys be into this?)

Her hair is looking particularly Teutonic when she (and also Pacey, who’s been very supportive this week, and may have worn the same outfit the whole time) got a star on the Berlin Walk of Fame:

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Four

We have seen A LOT of the Orange Is The New Black cast. I’m hoping to collect them all.