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Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Keira Knightley in Delpozo


I almost wish she’d worn this to the Globes. It’s SO DRAMATIC.

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Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Fug or Fab: Marion Cotillard in Dior


I almost typed, “in Dior, duh.” In Duh-ior? Ugh, no, that’s terrible, let’s pretend I never typed it. ANYWAY. It’s not terrible, but it does feel sort of bridal:

2015 Critics Choice Awards

Enjoyably, voluminously, bridal, though — the kind of dress that must be satisfying to wear when you sweep into an event high on the news that you somehow (admittedly on the strength of what is apparently a stellar performance) sort of snuck yourself into the Best Actress race. Additionally: can we talk about how AWKWARD and almost MEAN it is, to have a totally other awards show on the day that Oscar nominations are announced? The snubbed have to show up and put on a brave face, in front of those who caused their very snub. It also seems dumb to me to have an awards show scheduled on the night when everyone there is just going to want to talk about a whole OTHER awards show. I don’t know, Critics’ Choice. I have notes.

But I guess not so much about the dress. Please take over for me there.

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Royally Played: The Duchess of Cambridge in Madderson London


I think this shift is EXTREMELY cute — I would wear it myself, and the only baby I am gestating is made of tacos. I might wish for merely the lower set of flaps (they seem like pocket flaps to me, and no one puts four pockets on her shift dress unless she’s trying to invent the frock version of cargo shorts), but that’s a nitpick on my point. PS: Thanks for reminding me that I need to buy tights, Kate.

(PS: If you are reading this, and you don’t already know this, I think you will care: We revealed the cover (and the plot) of our new book, The Royal We, and we are giving away three advanced copies. The contest ruins through Sunday night. I promise I won’t mention this in every post I write until April, but YOU GUYS in especial particular, I think, would want to know about it, if somehow you missed the post over the beginning of the week [I don't know your life!]. BOOK PLUG COMPLETED, and back to Kate.)

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WTF: Gwyneth Paltrow


I’m not kidding when I say this is one of my favorite things that has happened thus far in 2015:

Gwyneth Paltrow Visits "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon"

I legit cackled out loud with glee when this photo loaded. I’d say that I would like to subscribe to this person’s newsletter, but then I realized: I ALREADY DO.

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Fug or Fab: Sienna Miller


First of all, this totally looks like she’s wearing a throw blanket:

Sienna Miller Leaving Her Hotel In NYC

But I still kind of like it? IS THAT CRAZY? (I own 37 striped shirts.)

IS IT CRAZY?

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Kristen Stewart


She’s apparently great in Still Alice and I’m kind of bummed there hasn’t been a big awards push for her.  On the bright side, her new haircut is really cute.

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