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Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recap, season 3, episode 17


I must say, I thought this episode was VERY cute. In short: Zoe visits a psychic who tells her that she’s been cursed for breaking up George and Lemon (“Lemorge,” as Zoe puts it, which is NOT a name that makes one likely to ‘ship a pair) and who tells her that the only way she can get uncursed is by getting them back together. This is a Class A Zoe Hart Shenanigan of the Week, and it’s excellent. It also goes about as badly as you can imagine, as Lemorge do NOT have feelings for each other, beyond each really wanting to repeat their recent roll in the hay. In other news, AB’s Mystery Knight has been revealed, and it’s Barry Watson, and of course he is somehow related to the Mayor of Fillmore because when this show doesn’t know what to do for conflict it has someone date someone from Fillmore (albeit generally with amusing results, so I will allow it. Also, I like Barry Watson). And Vivian’s ex-husband hates Wade for a variety of reasons and Vivian decides to make this WADE’S problem rather than dealing with her own ex-husband herself because, as Jill pointed out so wisely in the comments a couple of weeks ago, Vivian leaves all the heavy lifting in their relationship to Wade. Vivian also wears something highly inappropriate, but Lemon looks AWESOME. So we have that going for us.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield


While Coachella and the MTV Movie Awards happened, so did the press tour and international premieres of the new Spider-Man movie trundle onward, with varying degrees of success, but high degrees of cuteness.

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MTV Movie Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else


Let’s just close this thing down.

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MTV Movie Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


Nothing makes you feel more out of touch than realizing that there are all these young dude actors running around totally unbeknownst to you. Either that, or MTV has taken to inviting total randoms to these things, but I suspect that way back in 1992, my mother had no idea who Luke Perry was, beyond my endless yapping about him, meaning that I have finally crossed over to the other side where I am totally out of touch with The Youngs, because I can only really easily ID like half of these guys. I’m actually okay with that. You have at it, Youngs! Enjoy yourselves! Just come visit me in the home every now and then. I’ll make you a cocktail.

Don’t worry. I’m starting with the people we know, and then devolving into a whole bunch of ????????

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MTV Movie Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of Awkward


Sans star Ashley Rickards. What does it say about MTV when they can’t compel the lead of their tentpole show to come to this thing? That literally is awkward.

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MTV Movie Awards Well Played: Zendaya in Ungaro


Compared to the last time we saw her, this is like….listen, I am pretty sure I heard a whole choir of angels sing as the heavens opened:

I actually think this is SO cute on her. It’s young and fresh and saucy, without being tacky or juvenile or silly. She is one of those girls who looks different in whatever she wears — her face takes makeup well, in a way where it’s kind of transformative on her — and I love that they decided to just have this dress do all the talking for her last night. It speaks well for her.

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