Author Archives: Jessica

9021Fug: Jessica Lowndes

I have to confess, I never thought it would be Jessica Lowndes who took our collective hands and dragged us back into 2006.

I guess that means we need to stay on the alert for sincerely crazy celebrity behavior including but not limited to: driving the wrong way down the freeway; “accidentally” flashing of bits; CAR-JACKING; head-shaving; real bad kitten heels; 36-hour Vegas marriages; a rash of romances amid the back-up dancers; a new Paris Hilton CD; a couple of sex tapes; jail time; and a celebutante reading prison-penned poetry on Larry King. I CAN’T WAIT.



Fugs and Fabs: Jenna Coleman

There are some high highs, and some LOW DOWN CAPSY LOWS.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Splash]


Fugs and Fabs: Chloe Grace Moretz

I seriously just wrote this entire post and set it to publish with NO words here, at all. Not even just WORDS. Have I at last been rendered SPEECHLESS? (I know, I know: If only.) One of these looks could do it.

[Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet]


Creative Arts Emmy Awards: Fugs and Fabs of the Rest

Let’s close the book on this sucker, and start mediating on whom we want to see look totally cracked out and/or fabulous (ideally both at the same time) at the Standard Issue Emmys a week from tonight. Lena Dunham said on Twitter this week that her dress “looks like cake and feels like sweatpants,” and I can’t wait to see what THAT looks like.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash, Getty]


Creative Arts Emmys Mostly Well Played: The Cast of Orange Is The New Black

I MAYBE have mild doubts about Natasha Lyonne — although I think she sold me on it, in the final analysis — but Uzo Aduba looks super crisp and elegant and Laverne Cox nailed it.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]


Creative Arts Emmys Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes (with a dash of Ladies)

I am very pleased to report that most of the men at the Creative Arts Emmys this weekend actually totally turned it out, hotness-wise.

[Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]