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Fine or Feh: Emma Watson at the Britannia Awards, with Bonus Judi Dench


First of all, I swear she’s worn this before, but I think I’m wrong. It only feels like she’s worn this before, because she wear stuff like this often (indeed, her archives are chockablock with black and white, and also pants). Let’s start off with the good:

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She’s often so serious looking on the red carpet, it felt nice to start off with a smile, and with DAME JUDI DENCH, no less. Here’s the whole look, though:

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Fugs and Fabs: Mario Testino’s Birthday Party


I cannot tell if this was a fancy dress party or not, but given that everyone is wearing, essentially, the same color palate, I think there were, at the least, very specific GUIDELINES. Spoiler: Some people look lovely, some people look insane, there’s multiple turbans, and Ms. Keira Knightley’s possible uterine secret suddenly doesn’t seem so secret.

[Photos: Splash]

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Your Afternoon Man: Chris Hemsworth


Apparently, sunglasses even make CHRIS HEMSWORTH hotter:

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The three-piece suit doesn’t hurt, either.

[Photo: AKM/GSI]

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Well Played, Lena Dunham


Between this, and Keira Knightley yesterday, it appears that Pilgrim Shoes are BACK! I guess they ARE close to being seasonally thematic? I cannot wait until we’re all wearing bonnets and calling each other “Goody.” But while I was neutral at best on Keira’s, I think these are sassy and fun (due to the gold. I would like anything that is spray-painted gold. Seriously. Try me):

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I also basically love this dress. This is a very cute look for Lena — the kicky Mod thing really suits her, and it totally goes with the font on her book. Yes, I am a person who just thought, “Ooh, her dress coordinates with that font,” and I will not apologize for it.

[Photo: AKM/GSI]

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Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway in Wes Gordon


People StyleWatch theorized that Anne is doing a “night sky” theme for all of these premieres,¬† and I like that theory. Shall we discuss whether this one works in practice, or what?

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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Mostly Well Played, Jessica Chastain in Saint Laurent


I mean, I have SOME notes? But they’re minor. All this, plus an UPDATE on the last dress in which we saw her (short version: at least they weren’t lace tights).

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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