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High Fugshion: Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week


Wookiie feet are hot for fall. And also probably hot, temperature-wise. (Full show on Style.com.)

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Fug or Fab: January Jones in Mary Katrantzou


I don’t entirely know how to process this, because it’s Friday morning and it’s been a LONG WEEK and my brain is scraping itself along like a thirsty desert wanderer who thinks he sees water.

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My best guess: I vote yes on the dress, a vehement no to the shoes, and a hearty shrug at the hair. It’s interesting, I guess, but the unbalance makes me twitchy — like a parenthetical left unclosed. THE HORROR.

So clearly I need you to intervene:

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Who Fugged It More: Kim Kardashian vs Rita Ora


I cannot believe we live in a world where a) two people wore pink PVC dresses on the same night to the same party, and b) it was one of those people’s SECOND TIME IN FOUR MONTHS wearing a pink PVC dress. Why does everyone want to look like something you’d get in a saucy bachelorette-party goodie bag?

Swallow your horror and see if you can pick one that is better:

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High Fugshion: Prada Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week


I am bracing myself to see these dresses on actresses for whom I want better, but at least there are purses at the end. Also, these are just selects; Style.com has the full show.

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Fug the Show: Nashville recap, season 3, episode 14


Last week, Mario Van Peebles van-feebled Oliver Hudson, by firing him from Edgehill. Rayna has heard the news, and she has an extremely human reaction.

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Ostensibly she is celebrating extracting Maddie from her contract, but whatever. We all know what’s what. She’s so high off the fumes of lighting people’s businesses afire that she promotes Bucky to Head of A&R at her label. He’s delighted, because he can use the zero dollars they’re earning to sign all kinds of artists they’re not actually looking for. SUPER fun job. Actually, it probably IS. Think of all the Candy Crush levels he can play in one day.

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Meanwhile, despite last week’s resolution for Scarlett to be less manic and Deacon to be less of a dour patch kid, Scarlett is being manic and Deacon is being a dour patch kid. She’s nudging him about all the stuff he has to do to forestall dying, and he’s like, “Talk to the hand.” Dude, at least write some monstrously heartbreaking country songs out of this, so that your posthumous album will rake in the dough for your progeny (and your niece).

Anyway, we’re here at Dr. Baby Gap’s office to discuss a clinical trial:

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Fugs and Fabs: Solids at the Independent Spirit Awards


And we can put THIS sucker to bed, at last. Come for the ScarJo, stay for some Kristens, formal pajamas, and the new Supergirl.

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