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Well Played Cover: Sienna Miller on Vogue, January 2015

Did anyone have Sienna Miller in the Vogue predictor post? My GUESS is not, because I’m not sure anyone saw her big push at the end of this year coming. (Having said that, although I’ve heard she’s great in American Sniper, her role in Foxcatcher is blink-and-you’ll-miss-it — in the final cut of the film I think she had three lines, as if all her scenes were casualties of the extra year they took to edit that film, which is not something I blame HER for; it’s just The Way It Goes Sometimes. That whole movie is… curious.)¬†At least she’s a fresh choice, although I would’ve loved to see Emily Blunt. Wearing Prada. Naturally.

[Photos: Vogue]


Well Played, Kirsten Dunst in Vivienne Westwood

These two make a fetching couple.

Kirsten Dunst Unbroken premiere

And Kirsten looks fab — slick, lovely, totally professional, like the frustratingly foxy but awesome wife of the best-looking dude at your office, who always makes you feel so grubby at the office Christmas party because your dress NEVER fits that well and whatever you’ll just be over there by the spinach dip.

[Photo: AKM-GSI]


Fugs and Fabs: The American Country Countdown Awards (?!?)

I need someone to rank these suckers for me. I assume the CMAs are the big dog, and then the… ACMs? But what of the BMIs, CMTs, ACAs, and this one, and whatever else lies in wait? I need a hierarchy.

[Photos: Getty]


Fug the Show: Nashville, season 3, episode 10, “First to Have a Second Chance”

It’s the last episode before a break — we’re off until early February, y’all — and the writers did indeed leave us with a couple cliffhangers amidst a satisfying twist or two. But first, we have to get through Rayna preparing for her wedding to Luke Wheeler, and if you disliked the dress she picked previously, you’re in luck. THEORETICALLY. Because although she scrapped that one — citing paparazzi and “Luke is so traditional” and blah blah blah — the new gown is, in my opinion, WAY worse.


I just think this makes Connie Britton look huge. And if there’s one thing we know about Connie Britton, it’s that she’s long and lean and decidedly NOT a balloon of a lady. So I have no choice but to assume we are watching Rayna’s psyche try and slap her into alertness about how little she wants to marry this guy. “This is the dress he wants, and it’s hideous, so USE THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY,” her mind is saying.

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Fugs and Fabs: Yet ANOTHER Jingle Ball

All of these people are so over jingling and balls by now.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash]


Other Fugs and Fabs from the Billboard Women in Music Lunch

Oh, Beyonce. Static Cling Syndrome is more of a Solange move, no?

[Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet]