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SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Julianna Margulies in Giambattista Valli


Julianna Margulies used to be so reliable, but she’s having a REALLY awkward 2015.

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She’s usually just sleekly glamorous. But at the Globes, her dress got lost three-quarters of the way down and her hair was a smidge old on her, and now she’s in a gown that’s just flat-out junior league. And, as you’ll see better in this next photo, her blush looks like she passed out in a pile of NARS.

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SAG Awards Well Played: Lupita Nyong’o in Elie Saab


I feel like it’s popular these days to act like the red carpet is not fun, or beneath people, or, “Ugh, part of the job, NOBODY SUFFERS LIKE WE DO.” If there is ONE person who never does that, it’s Lupita Nyong’o, and her fashion choices show it. She’s pure joy.

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SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Emma Stone in Dior


I will give this to Emma Stone: She is a salesman. I hate this Dior dress, but what she’s doing with it up there is as close as I will ever get to not wanting to light it on fire.

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SAG Awards Well Played: Rashida Jones in Emanuel Ungaro


It has come to pass.

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Do you hear the drumbeat of sixteen equine hooves? Are the clouds pregnant with bullfrogs? Are the locusts synchronizing their GPSes? Because Rashida Jones appears to have NAILED IT on the red carpet. If that means the apocalypse is coming, well, bring it on, because it was worth it. (Note: Offer void in California. Do not rain frogs. THAT WILL NOT ACTUALLY BE WORTH IT.)

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Casual Fuggerday: The Daily Front Row LA Fashion Awards


You saw Miley’s and Rihanna’s pics from this event, but here are the rest, and… It’s nice of The Daily Front Row (a publication whose starring role is coming out every day during NYFW with exhaustive and whimsical coverage) to try and legitimize LA as any kind of fashion destination, especially after our joke of a fashion week expired years ago without fanfare, but … I’m not sure how Katy Perry wearing matching pink adidas SHOWER SHOES is going to help.

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Your Friday Man: Ewan McGregor


After an award show ends — and when the real work begins — Jessica and I always put on a movie or two. This year, post-Globes, we did a Renee Zellweger double bill, beginning with Bridget Jones’ Diary and rolling into the woefully underappreciated Down With Love. Which, naturally, begat a conversation about whatever did happen to Catcher Block, women’s man, man’s man, man about town.

Enter Mr. McGregor at the Mortdecai premiere:

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In deeply graceful terms: He might be kind of a goober now? The whole I’m Wearing A Leather Jacket Instead Of My Tuxedo Or Suit Coat motif feels a bit like the exertions of a midlife crisis. Then again, I do LOVE a good leather jacket, and I’m not goober-averse at ALL, and Ewan has a lot of currency with me thanks to his admittedly moony-eyed turn in Moulin Rouge and then the delicious parody of Down With Love, so… basically, I will accept his cash and offer him a favorable exchange rate, even if I will NEVER watch Mortdecringe until such time as I am trapped on an airplane eating something out of a plastic tray that purports to be lasagna.

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