Author Archives: Heather

Cannes amfAR WTF: Diane Kruger


I am not sure there is a wand big enough for her to summon the Diane Kruger Magic here. BUT, on her Instagram, Diane wrote that she knew it wouldn’t be that popular but that she just really digs feathers… before announcing that she is super sick of sheer skirts. WELCOME TO THE PIZZA DISCUSSION, DIANE.

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Fuglyn Nine-Nine: Eva Longoria


To some people’s eyes this might just be a creamy halter dress.

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But all I can see when I look at her torso is a necktie made of flesh. You can understand how that might spoil the mood.

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Fugs and Fabs: Elle Women in Music


Most of these women don’t exactly LEAP to mind when I think of women in music, but maybe everyone else was busy.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Britt Robertson


I’m not sure about a movie based on a region of Disneyland, but she is awfully charming, so maybe Britt plus Intern George will be enough to get me there.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the “Youth” Premiere


This one is almost all models. I’m glad they love Cannes so much, because they often bring the worst and weirdest.

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Fug the Show: “The Royals” season finale


Ted remains unfired — but Ophelia is not so lucky, and neither are some pistols.

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