Author Archives: Heather

iFugRadio: Ariana Grande in Misha Collection

This is yet more from the Generic Musical Person bargain bin.

Ariana Grande

It’s amazing that we’ve come to a point where a lacy body-stocking with hideous underpatches is run-of-the-mill, but here we are, square atop Mount See-Through. The view is depressing. Pass the scotch.

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What the Fug: Hilary Duff in Anthony Vaccarello at iHeartRadio

I read an interview where Hilary said she’s writing songs again and trying to record another album.

Hilary Duff

You can tell by her outfit: pancaked sideboob, elements of tube-top, slashes of silver ruffles like a disco homicide, and an ineffectual modesty flap. It’s a Starlet-Songbird Souffle, and child, it’s falling.

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amfAR Milano Gala: Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of the Rest

WHY does her caftan have its own Stargate? Rosario Dawson is the head lice of GFY: a head-scratcher that is really pernicious and hard to cure.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty]


Fug or Fab the Makeover: Elle Fanning

Elle Fanning looks totally different with brown hair, yet somehow, to me, equally delightful. It’s magic.

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Fug then Fab: Kerry Washington in McQueen and Suno

Lots of people went nuts for this green dress.

Kerry Washington in Alexander McQueen

And they’re not wrong about the dress ITSELF, but right now I think it’s all wrong for her — the color is a dream but the fit of the top is a nightmare. Now, she may still be breast-feeding, so it’s possible her chest is larger than she’s used to, and ergo it gets a little more easily mashed and mangled. Or, it’s just entirely an accident. Either way, I hope this was a brief event so that she could go home and put on a t-shirt and maybe some ointment.

She took the purse with her as part of a much more successful outfit:

stripes ahoy


Scrolldown Fug: Bella Thorne in Emporio Armani

This starts as a power lunch…

Bella Thorne at Armani, Milan Fashion Week

… and ends as Reality Bites. In ten minutes she’s going to get fired from her internship and ends up chain-smoking on a couch while talking to her psychic friend at $1.95 a minute.

Seriously, are the ’90s back, and coming to get me? Should I have kept my Doc Martens? See, THIS is why people become hoarders. And those pants are why people become tailors. So that they can turn their trade into a vaccine against Stump Disease.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]