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Fug or Fab: Laura Ramsey


Laura has done many things since playing Olivia in She’s The Man, but I think we can all agree that it doesn’t matter what they are, because it will never get any better. And that is no joke.

Laura Ramsey at Are You Here premiere

But can this outfit get better? If you said, “NAB,” then you win a thousand dollars (note: offer void everywhere). If you said, “Possibly if it didn’t have that parrot with the massive stuck-together beak trying to tell at me, unless that’s a fish with weird teeth, or something, although that’s not much better, but really, WHATEVER it is, it either wants to snack on my spleen or the essence of my happy place,” then you probably also are correct.

Can this outfit get better?

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Fugtrospective: The MTV Video Music Awards of 2004


Now that GFY is a decade into life, it’s time to make it feel SO OLD by flashing back ten years, and remembering what the VMAs looked like before styling was quite the game it is now. BEYONCE, GUYS. And ASHLEE SIMPSON. And Hilary Duff. And MY GOD LIL’ KIM. And remember when people let Paris Hilton do stuff? Like, on purpose? ALL THAT AND MORE.

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Fugly Little Liars: Ashley Benson


I have never been a huge fan of the formal shorts, as you know, but where I really draw the line is SHINY formal shorts.

These scream, “LOOK HERE. LOOK RIGHT HERE INTO THE EYE OF MY VAGINAL VORTEX.” But maybe that’s the idea, because surely nobody wants to look at the jacket’s ridiculous bow. If your design feature is wilting on the vine, CLIP IT and MOVE ON, people. You do not want to die on that hill. Belly Button Bow is not worth it.

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Creative Arts Emmy Awards: Well Played, Bellamy Young in Naeem Khan


I tend to think Naeem Khan is a woman’s best pal at these things. By and large it turns out to be true.

Bellamy Young at Creative Arts Emmys

And I think it is here, as well. Her slithery metallic here is super glam. I was a little worried at first that it’s almost too much flash for her to carry — is her makeup quite right? — but y’all know I LOVE her on Scandal, and on that she NEVER gets to wear anything but what looks like Talbot’s Petites, so I’m reveling in the sight of her in a Major Movie Star dress. I mean, to me, this could have been on Angelina Jolie. Way to snooze, Angie. And, in what might be the worst line from Annie (which totally came on HBO this week), shove it up your ol’ wazoo, Fitzgerald Grant. Just for good measure.

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Creative Arts Emmys Fug or Fab: Allison Janney


What it comes down to is that I WANT to believe Allison Janney can do no wrong.

Allison Janney at Creative Arts Emmys

But I just think she’s way hotter than being a walking lane marker.

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Creative Arts Emmys Fug or Fine: Cat Deeley in Sachin & Babi Noir


For a brief, happier second, I thought she had on a belt.

Cat Deeley at he Creative Arts Emmy Awards

And while it wasn’t perfect, I could work with it. But now that it’s flesh poking out, it almost looks like a split seam, or that the gown doesn’t FIT very well, and THAT sent me down the rabbit hole ot whether the teal on the underside fought too hard with the shoes that coordinate with the REST of the dress, and then I basically just stayed down there once my eye went to the weird inflatable pleats around her hip bones. I am stuck in the rabbit hole. Send help. It’s muddy down here, although I guess that might help my pores.

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