Author Archives: Heather

Your Afternoon Man: Clive Owen


I don’t know about the whole ensemble, exactly…

Clive Owen

… but I do know that Clive Owen in a Touch Me blazer (that’s what I call anything with texture that begs to be stroked) is something Fug Nation would not want to miss.

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One Night In Fuggis: Paris Hilton


IT says a lot about these pants that I didn’t even NOTICE at first that Paris’s dog is dressed as Wonder Woman.

Paris Hilton

I didn’t even SEE the dog right away because I was wondering why she had on high-fashion waders over camo pants. Then of course I realized they’re those demon trousers where the legs and the groin aren’t the same. This of course means the camouflage is doing the opposite of its intended work. Is this Paris’s way of saying she hopes someone FINDS her crotch? Can’t she just use Tinder for that and spare our eyes?

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Love, Fuggie: Lily Collins in Pamella Roland


It’s like my grandmother always said:

Lily Collins

When life gives you a flea collar, just give up and throw on the worst pants you can find, because you and your stylist are officially in a fight.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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The Fugry of Everything: Felicity Jones in Elie Saab


Oh, sweet God.

Felicity Jones attends 'The Theory Of Everything' New York Premiere at Museum of Modern Art in New York City

If you want to wear a cocktail dress with over-the-knee boots and arm warmers, just do it already. We’re all way past these lacy peekaboo mind games.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Recent Fugs: Kim Kardashian


This was originally slated to run in the 8 a.m. spot, but… I just could not let this heinous menagerie sit that close to Mr. De La Renta’s work (editor’s note: this is because this was ALSO originally supposed to run on the same day as the OdlR retrospective; we had to push it for Reasons, but the sentiment is still true, so I’m leaving this). It felt rude. And, much of this IS rude. To our eyes.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News]

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Fugs and Fabs of the American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Matthew McConaughey


With all apologies to McConaughey, he doesn’t even get to lead off this slideshow because of all the A-list gown-wearers this thing drew. But, spoiler: He won the award so he’ll pop up at the end, and with his daughter, to boot. The cuteness is real.

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