Author Archives: Heather

Recent Fugs and Fabs of LeAnn Rimes

I said to Jessica, “If we have to run an omnibus of Miranda Kerr AND of LeAnn Rimes on the same DAY, then it’s officially Lean Times.” And here we are.

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Well Played Cover: Lupita Nyong’o on Elle France

Well, look, if the idea is to get people to buy a magazine because it makes them happy…

Lupita Nyong'o on Elle France, August 2014

… then this ought to make a fortune in newsstand sales.

Also, I keep misreading the first E in Elle as an F, and so the ete with it tricks me into thinking it says Fete, as in, she’s going to teach me how to throw the most jovial and glamorous fete in all of Fetekind, and frankly, I would be in for that too.


Fugs and Fabs: The Downton Abbey TCA Day

Listen, I like Branson a lot (and am putting him first for a change just so the Downton men get a little love). But he ┬áneeds to stop repeating the same dalliances with interchangeable, snooty-about-his-new-status lasses — and perhaps start getting into it illicitly with people I actually LIKE, and/or Mary. But at least he has more charisma than poor Tony Gillingham. Which I keep saying, in my head, as “Terry Gilliam,” which… THAT would be an unexpected turn.

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Fug or Fab: Rachel McAdams in Zuhair Murad

I loved her as Regina George but I do not miss her Regina George hair. Which is neither here nor there; I just needed an introduction to this slideshow, and her hair in that movie has always bothered me, so I decided to pick the scab. It happens.

Is this dress in the Burn Book?

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Eva Fuggoria

This event was in the name of HER foundation, partially…

… so someone should’ve found her a dress that didn’t look like a chocolate wrapper flattened by a child’s motorized 4×4. Or at LEAST teach the child to run over it in a way that gives it a flattering shape. MY GOD, WOMAN. Don’t you KNOW who you ARE?

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Fugs and Fabs: The Guardians of the Galaxy Premiere

Chris Pratt reportedly was a frontrunner to play Chuck (from Chuck). Now he is at the same premiere as the erstwhile Chuck. Do we think that came up in conversation?

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