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What the Fug: Chloe Sevigny in Rodarte


Well, we might have found the best possible match of celebrity to Rodarte’s unique brand of dystopian gladrags.

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If anyone would be enticed to dress like a very sporty milkmermaid — she tends very aquatic cows — molding in a fisherman’s net, it’s Chloe Sevigny.

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Fugs and Fabs: Blake Lively’s Age of Adaline Press Tour


Is there some kind of record for most outfit changes on a short junket? Blake Lively is clearly making up for lost PR time. We even couldn’t get a few from our sources. Meaning, this isn’t even ALL of them.

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FUGYE WEST: KANYE AT THE TIME 100 GALA


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“UGH. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR SCHUMER’S SHENANIGANS. I’M ON A MISSION LIKE MISS HANNIGAN TO GET RESPECT FROM MY FANS AGAIN FOR MY INFLUENCE AND FASHION SENSE IN MY TORN-UP SHIRT WITH SPIRITUAL VENTS THAT COST SO MANY POUNDS AND PENCE THAT I JUST TELL KIM IT MEANS TEN CENTS (AND THANK THE LORD MY LADY’S DENSE, OR AT LEAST NOT QUALIFIED TO JOIN MENS…A). SO, YEAH, I’M IN MY EASTER SHIRT, THE ONE THAT LOOKS RIPPED FROM THE DIRT FROM OUTSIDE SOMEONE’S SACRED YURT. MAYBE I’LL START MY OWN DAMN CHURCH WHERE PEOPLE CHANGE CLOTHES IN FITS AND SPURTS AND SLICE THEIR HANES ‘TIL THE COTTON HURTS AND WORSHIP ME AND ERNIE AND BERT BUT NOT THAT BIG BIRD ‘CAUSE HE’S BERSERK AND MAYBE WE NEED TO STOP PUTTING NORTH DOWN IN FRONT OF SESAME STREET BECAUSE I THINK MAYBE THIS IS NOT MY DOPEST MOMENT AND ALSO MY COAT MIGHT BE HIDING A PONCHO.”

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Fugwreck: Amy Schumer at the Time 100 Gala


I admittedly haven’t seen too much of Amy Schumer’s comedy, so I can’t always decide how I feel about it. She’s very articulate, which I like, and seems personable in interviews, and her comedy can be insightful and observant and very witty (I deeply enjoyed that Aaron Sorkin parody with Josh Charles). But I thought the MTV Movie Awards that she hosted were a hot mess — a gig that has, in fairness, tarred many an otherwise skilled emcee – and it frustrated me to see her default to jokes about anal sex, or about blowing the crew (that bit about how she has no gag reflex and that’s how she convinced them to let her use a flight harness) in a way that only THINKS it is subversive but is actually just reductive. I’m sure that makes me a prude, but … so be it, I guess. A lot of her other stuff is worth watching; perhaps what I’m saying is that I am WILLING to go places with her but I just am not in tune with her GPS all the time yet.

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I DO sort of wish I’d attended this styling excursion, though. Because if there’s one thing Amy Schumer isn’t, it’s bland, and you’d never know that from this picture.

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Fug or Fab: Kim Kardashian in Sophie Theallet at the Time 100 Gala


We pretty much have to begin with this photo, because it is, to me, a treasure.

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Their facial expressions make me laugh so hard. NEITHER woman looks like she is succeeding at approximating a smile, Kim for possible cosmetic reasons, and Martha because the handcuff bracelets she’s wearing symbolize the way she’s unwillingly yoked to this photo opportunity. It seriously looks like instead of saying “cheese,” Kim Kardashian says, “Heeeyyyyyyyy!” And Martha is saying, “Martini. MARTINI.”

Let’s check out Kim’s gown:

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Fug or Fine: Julianne Moore at the Time 100 Gala


The angel on my shoulder is reminding me that I do love a cape, and this is certainly trying to be… cape-adjacent, at the very least.

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The devil on my shoulder counters that tying a paper napkin around your neck could technically be described as “cape-adjacent” as well, and suggests this is shapeless enough that it’s little more than a high-fashion oil slick. They both have a point, but Shoulder Devil sounds more fun to take out for a cocktail, and that usually wins.

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