Arfug Wohl

I’m not sure what socialite Arden Wohl is wearing here, exactly?

If it were Halloween, I’d applaud her for artfully capturing the existential ennui of the black and white cookie, though.

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Comments (34):

  1. Sandra

    A bed-sheet/Hefty bag mashup for The Walk of Shame? At least she managed to find her long-johns before she left.

  2. Reg

    OMG this is so awful I have no words. The craziest thing is her wearing leggings under there. Maybe it’s called under the black and white cookie tent? I think her face says it all “did I really leave my house wearing this????”
    well at least her shoes are cute

    • LoriK

      Her facial expression really is classic. No woman who looks good and knows it makes that face.

      • Kara

        Word, she looks furious. She looks like she wants to clock the person taking her picture and thus capturing photographic evidence that she wore that thing outside, in front of people.

      • LIsbeth

        This is cruel. Whoever put her in this outfit / convinced her to wear it should be fired … by a squad.

  3. Ranee Singleton

    When I first saw this, I immediately thought of Scout Finch in “To Kill A Mockingbird”. I can hear her saying:

    “By October, things had settled down again. I still looked for Boo every time I went by the Radley place. This night my mind was filled with Halloween – there was to be a pageant representing our county’s agricultural products; I was to be a ham.”

  4. Katharine

    I like this a lot. I’d wear it. But then I spend a lot of time mooning over Rick Owens and complexgeometries. I think I’d like it better if the black part wasn’t quite so shiny, though.

  5. Art Eclectic

    I believe these are the costumes from the high school musical version of the famous Star Trek episode “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.”

  6. AM

    I am most confused by the leggings. It’s short sleeves, so it’s not for warmth, plus then wouldn’t tights be better? It’s long, so it’s not to cover our legs.What then is the point?

  7. linda

    Black and white cookies!

  8. Carol

    I believe the word you are seeking is: tarp.

  9. Amanda in Austin

    That’s a Project Runway rejected workroom design if ever I saw one!

  10. Other Emily

    I just wish I were so rich that I could swan around in a monstrosity like this and not give a shit. I just desperately want to be a socialite.

  11. jerkygirl

    She’s like that other socialite Fabiola who is supposed to be a high fashion queen but always looks like a crazy old lady.

  12. Kit

    I don’t know who she is, but she and her grammar school home ec project need to go away!

  13. Missy

    Looks like she was playing a fun game of Trashbag Couture! I love that game! Sadly, she lost….

  14. Fifie

    It’s an homage to the hefty bag and kitchen catchers. Reminds me to put out the trash tonight.

  15. gryt

    I think it’s weird but in a cool way. I dig it!

  16. Nancy

    I believe it is a formal tarp, mainly used at extremely wealthy people’s homes.

    • Nancy

      Hey O, I just clicked on the related “Fugden Wohl” link above (photo from Dec 2007), that too, is whacked, but the accompanying blurb is hilarious.

  17. Shiitake


    As my mother would say.

  18. Meh

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cookies!

  19. A.J.

    Now I want a black and white cookie, thanks.

  20. Vandalfan

    Another gal on flight from the hairdressers, fleeing in two capes. But the expression on her face is priceless. It is the facial depiction of a cuss word.

  21. Leslie

    Looks like someone dumped a gallon of hot fudge down her toga….mmmmm….fudge!

  22. una

    She is wearing my moms 70′s satin sheets! ew

  23. glee

    And I bet that it cost a pretty penny (as in any penny is prettier than this dress!)

  24. fritanga

    She’s wearing a shower curtain. Jeebus. Who is this person?

  25. Lily1214

    This is truly awful. It resembles a nightgown and the shoes are just silly.

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