I thought this was quite lovely at first:

But then I got to the skirt and saw something poking out under there, and thought, “Oh, NO, is this from that whole Chanel collection with the Secret Bloomers?”

Bingo:

 

I know you can barely see them, but it’s just weird to me. Like those workout shorts that come with underwear sewn inside. That always creeped me out for some reason. I don’t WANT my shorts ATTACHED to my underwear. So like… is this an actual bodysuit with a skirt over it? A three-piece? Does it feel like wearing Chanel Spanx? Regardless, it all just seems unnecessary — like Blake had a hunch that a SoulCycle class might break out at the gala and was desperate to be prepared.

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