"See how brave I am? Sitting next to a person whose hair probably has lice that also has lice? Did somebody find him under their house? This shirt is perfect for looking so INNOCENT while I writhe with loathing! And this bun is perfect for opening doors, which is where I found it: I chipped it off the door to Marc's private wine chamber, although amigos, there was no wine in there, only test tubes. So strange!"