American Fugunion

From the neck up, Mena Suvari looks great!

From the neck down, it’s more Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices. This looks like black tie for the Annual Hells’ Angels/Mummys Ball. (And speaking of Mummys, I think she’s going to be one. This statement brought to you by the blog that has a weirdly high success rate at predicting celebrity pregnancies, one made possible only through literally years at staring at people’s bodies so as to figure out what the hell they’re wearing and thus being able to notice when things Look Different in a way that is not Hey I Love Sandwiches And I’m Not Denying It Any Longer — although that is obviously a sentiment I completely support. Speaking of, I’m going to go eat a sandwich and leave the rest of this to you.)

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Comments (19):

  1. Kristen from MA

    I saw the back view of this dress on another site. The whole thing just reeks of desperation.

  2. Candy

    I think she looks great from the waist up. If that was a top & she had on jeans, it would look great. I like the jacket & the detail on the top of the dress. It is the skirt part that ruins it.

  3. Alice

    “Look at your life. Look at your choices” is actually from Romeo & Juliet :~P

  4. Holly

    I think I see a “popped” belly button there, does anyone else see that?

  5. Chrissy

    I actually like the leather jacket. Just not with that dress. It might be really wrong for the occasion, but I’d love to have one like it. But I’m sorry, I really don’t like her hair like that.

  6. Rubee

    I’d love this outfit without the top lace detail.

  7. Lilibet

    This could work with better hair and a more interesting (i.e. lower) neckline. Right now she looks like a matron in a costume, only in the skirt and heels do we see what could have been a fun outfit.

  8. Christina McNamee-Mahaffey

    I thought this was Kelly Osborne from the thumbnail. Whoops.

  9. na

    You just sent me down a rabbit hole in which I watched 15 of those Sassy Gay Friend videos. My employer thanks you.

  10. Sandra

    Sweetie, this is NOT how you dress to disguise a bump.

  11. Diana

    Nope, not even from the neck up. I think that hair and make up make her look old.

  12. Lilibet

    Come to think of it, this could only have worked if it were Parisian couture – with better hair and makeup.

  13. Shiitake

    She really needs a job.

    • Sadie

      She could play Caroline’s long lost half sister on Vampire Diaries. Is it just me or in this pic there is serious facial resemblance to Candice Accola?!

  14. Caroleena Stantonova

    From the neck up she looks to be in her 40s. The rest of her costume? The jacket is very great!

  15. nmlhats

    belly-draping=dead giveaway

  16. vandalfan

    And what makes you think she looks good from the neck up? Those are cray-cray eyes, tented eyebrows, too much makeup, and blast furnace-gazing hair.

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