"Once upon a time, lovers, there was the final performance show, si? And to celebrate, I decided to dress very ARTSY, like I am the Emerald City of Oz, but on ICE. It is perfecto, lovers, because I am just like the Emerald City: People make pilgrimages to me, I make everyone around me look better just by glowing all pretty, there are CRAZY PARTS TO ME, there is a crazy man in my house who hides behind curtains and yells things, and as you can see here, I hang out with a horse that is very colorful."
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