Her head came straight from the gym:
The rest of her came straight from I DON’T EVEN KNOW. YES, you can see her undercrackers. YES, the hem of this is utterly janky, like it got caught in her shredder during an ill-conceived, last-minute office purge right before she left the house. YES, the entire thing is basically an ode to snagging your sweater or getting a run in your stocking. YES, those are metal tubes holding her dress together, formerly seen decorating the fringe on a crop-top bought at a mall kiosk in 1983 just prior to a Whitesnake concert. NO, I don’t know why any of this is happening.
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