Fug Nation, blind me with your science:
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?
He’s auditioning for the Donald Trump role in “Squinky-eyed Businessmen- the Musical”?
Yeah, I was thinking, “What, is he going to be playing the lead role in a Donald Trump biopic?” Hmm!
His hair makes me want to Liz my pants (sorry, Tina Fey’s joke, not mine)
He’s too busy playing Words with Friends to worry about hair
Ugh who cares, I want more Hot Neville!!!
Is there a reason why Charlie Sheen should be featured on this site?
“Maybe Duane Reade just ran out of pomade?”
I think Alec is a Dapper Dan man.
…and he’s in a tight spot!
I don’t want Fop, goddammit!
Clip on bangs for dudes!
@ Adriana hahahaha!
Yeah, that is some bad hair, Harry.
But look how he’s slimmed down! Give him a little credit for that, at least! He’s practically a Baldwin again!
It’s true – probably slimming down b/c of yoga girl – which is good – but I’m now reminded of his brothers, which is BAD. I prefer my Alec separate from the rest of his brood.
@Karen – beautiful!! I wish there was a follow-up line, but it’s a classic and you have warmed my heart with it.
This is a disgrace to his name, BALD WIN. HAIR PIECE LOSES.
“BALD WIN” pleases me so greatly.
Argh, my ears! Not my eyes (just give the man a little mousse–he’ll be fine), but my ears. “How long…has this been goin’ on…how long?” I now have Ace on my endless internal soundtrack. Which, to be fair, wipes out the Eurythmics and Three Dog Night earworms that were torturing me earlier. More of a trade off than a trade up, but at least I no longer have “Old Fashioned Love Song” on a continuous loop through my weary brain.
I like both those songs!
I don’t dislike them–but after three days of the same 15 bars of “Old Fashioned Love Song” (I can’t seem to get past that), and now the chorus of “How Long” (again, my brain is like an old 33 1/3 RPM record with a nasty scratch on it that plays a bit, bumps me back to the same place and starts over, and over and over and over…) I’m ready to smack myself with a brick, just to make it stop!
every time i see this in my FB feed i think it’s george lopez, and i’m all why are the fuggirls talking about george lopez?
Inspired polling choices. I wanted to click all of them. Funny, funny, funny!
has he lost a ton of weight and I am just now noticing??
@Mel Duff – that hair makes me want to Jack my lunch. It’s a beautiful suit, though. The one on the body, not the head-suit obvs.
@ missdove: But it must be before 5 P.M., or the suit would be a tuxedo. What is he, a farmer?
Maybe his hair fell out because of his crash diet. That would be unfortunate.
He looks like an older, more tired James Murphy. Minus the hipster street cred. It’s sad, really…
He looks mad at himself for borrowing Tom Cruise’s Flowbee.
Good Lord. And he used to be such a fox.
CARPET SAMPLE! I LOL’d on that one. Alec, Alec, no, no, no. Your hair is your power, Samson, don’t let it rain on your pomade!
Low-flow shower head?
I believe this is post ‘words with friends’ gate.
Honestly, he looks like he just woke up, so hair wasn’t his main concern! Still, I don’t want this look to become his “thing”!
I sat right behind him recently at a NY Philharmonic concert…he was texting during the opening, gross.
He looked sweaty and disheveled, but his hair looks real. Dyed, but real.
Someone probably needs to take his iPhone away now. It’s just causing him all kinds of PR troubles!
I think now that he’s decided against running for office he doesn’t care anymore.
Alec’s suit looks good!